You enter the cave, unsure of why you decided to do so in the first place. You wander around for a bit, stumbling over the jagged ground. Man, this cave is dark. You wish you had a light.Suddenly, you hear a loud noise. You almost jump out of your skin, being startled like that! What will you do?
(Hint: this is where you make literally the only choice here. Press a button.)
You decide to investigate the noise, going further into the cave. After some more stumbling, you eventually find a small creature sitting at the back of the cave. You decide to walk up to it, not exactly considering the consequences of doing so.The creature looks up at you, flips you off, and scurries away. You decide to chase it.
You decide that maybe the life of a cave explorer isn’t the life for you. I mean, possibly finding supernatural creatures inside of a cave would make you filthy rich, but said creatures could also kill you. You laugh to yourself, glad that you made the correct choice.Walking out of the cave, you hear another strange noise. You almost consider turning back to investigate again, but to your better judgement you decide to leave. Suddenly, the sound grows louder and more frequent. You realize that this sound is the sound of footsteps growing ever closer.And before you can react to your realization, you are promptly mauled and maimed by this strange cave creature.Oh. Bummer.
You decide to chase the creature further into the cave. After a while, you’re panting and sweating trying to keep up with the creature…and it isn’t very fast at all. You happen to be slower than what appears to be the slowest creature on the planet waaah sorry that sucks oh well anyways.Suddenly, it appears that the creature is cornered! Finally! The creature sits down, accepting defeat (you assume) and starts twiddling its thumbs. You open your mouth to speak, but the creature suddenly starts talking.And— oh god! It won’t stop!The babbling creature starts going on and on about itself, and the only exit out of the cave closes behind you (don’t ask how). Well. This is the most terrible outcome possible.But you cannot do anything else but listen to the creature. Sorry! lol
